Directed by Patrick Ciamacco

Music Direction by Matt Dolan

Lighting Design by Patrick Ciamacco





Zachariah Durr (Donny Iris and a Cavalcade of Hilarious Characters) is a comedian and video producer residing in Gordon Square. His last professional acting role in a play was the 1997 production of The Boys Next Door, where he played the role of Barry or Steve or some general name like that. The theater is now torn down, doubtless due to the impossibility of presenting anything of worth after he performed. 





Aaron McBride (Narrator, Bobby, Skip, Carl Monday and many more) has been a writer and cast member in Last Call Cleveland since the beginning of time. He also co-produced and performed in the HBO web series Man In The Box (Terry), which was pretty popular back when web series were popular. His theater credits are extensive and definitely real. He starred in The Story of Thanksgiving (A teepee), Oklahoma (Steve), The King & I (I), Cats (the gray one), Cats 2: Real Cats (The Cat Owner), The Diggertown Lumpies (Lumpie #2), and A Streetcar Named Desire (Stella). What’s next for Aaron? Who knows? Maybe Hollywood.

Mike Polk Jr. (Michael Stanley) works at Cleveland's Fox 8 and has been performing stand up and sketch comedy forever and a day. He'd like to thank his folks for being supportive, his friends involved in this show for making it fun, and Michael Stanley for not being a particularly litigious individual. 




Adam Richard (David Spero, Bernie Kosar and many more) is a gentle kisser. He helps produce and host Keep Talking: A Storytelling Show held monthly at the Happy Dog. Sometimes he tells jokes, but only sometimes. He ends each day by coming home, locking the door, closing all of the blinds, and putting on as much clothing as he possibly can to hide his skin from the dust. His kisses are so gentle.



Liz Woodard (Leah and Steve Harvey) is a student at Kent State University pursuing her BFA in Musical Theatre. She was most recently seen in The Wild Party (Delores) here at Blank Canvas Theatre.  Recent credits include Ghost at Mercury Theatre Company, and Bonnie & Clyde as well as Hot Mikado at Kent State University.  In August, she will be travelling with Transforum Theatre to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in Scotland.  There, she will be playing the White Rabbit in a new adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Much love for friends and family who have supported her through a most mercurial journey. 

Matt Zitelli (Tommy, Satan, Daffy Dan and many more) is an actor / comedian about town. He is a graduate of the Second City conservatory and a former cast member and improv instructor with Cabaret Dada Improvisational Theater. Matt has also appeared in dramatic productions for several local theater companies such as Cleveland Public Theatre, Fourth Wall Productions, Dirty Shakespeare Company and Bad Epitaph Theater Company. During the day he draws pictures. The End.