By Anthony Newman


Directed by Eric Kildow

Sign Up: Email to sign up for one of the below dates and include your ideal date and time for auditioning.

Audition Date: Tuesday May 29th and Wednesday May 30th

Time: 7:00pm- 9:00pm

(ALL ACTORS are asked to arrive by 7pm. If you can not make it at 7pm, please inform us in your email) 

What to prepare: Readings will be from the script. Prior preparation is not required. A headshot and resume is appreciated. 

Performance Dates: June 28 - 30. Shows will be Thursday-Saturday. Thursday, Friday & Saturday at 8pm. (Show will close on a Saturday night)

Rehearsals: Will begin June 11th and will be Sunday-Thursdays. Typically 7pm-10pm, though Sundays will be a longer day based on conflicts. This is only a THREE week rehearsal period. 

Pay: Blank Canvas Theatre dedicates 20% of the net profit to the cast of each show. The cast splits this evenly.

*There are no Equity contracts available for this show. 

Audition Location:  

Blank Canvas Theatre                                 

1305 78th Street, Suite 211 (at 78th Street Studios)                                 

Cleveland, OH 44102                                

(Click here for directions or visit our website at


The Story

Mason Blair is a washed up, drug addicted actor who starred in a Breaking Bad rip off 5 years ago. Ever since then, he's mainly spent most of his days moping around his enormous New York apartment, drinking, smoking, and snorting everything in sight. Then, one day he starts to hallucinate that there's an audience in his apartment watching his every move. He immediately decides to make it his goal in life to entertain this audience at all costs. However, it's also the day that his estranged sister and a former costar show up to make him an offer he can't easily refuse.

Character Breakdown  

 * The age range for each character is flexible and all ethnicities and body types will be considered. 

MASON BLAIR: (Male 20's-30's) A troubled, self-absorbed washed up Hollywood actor.

DELORES BLAIR: (Female 30's-40's) Mason's sister. An angry and passionate activist.

BLAKE: (Male 20's-30's) A former co-star of Mason. Slimy Hollywood type. 

MAC: (Male, 40's-50's) Another former co-star. Aloof and mysterious. 


 If you have any questions feel free to contact us at We look forward to seeing you at auditions!